How Delicious are you?

If you are wondering your personal Deliciousness, this quiz will reveal the truth.

Chose one of the answers and … Have fun!!!

When do you feel your best?

  1. In the morning, when I have my coffee
  2. When I put a banana on someone else’s chair (and see them sit on it)
  3. I always feel my best! No exceptions!
  4. The best? What’s that?

 

When talking to people, you…

  1. Stand with your hand in your pocket
  2. Have fun imagining them undressed
  3. Enjoy the conversation and feel awesome
  4. don’t talk to people, I put them on hold – I work on a 1-800 line

 

When you are out on a first date with someone, you…

  1. Are a little nervous, little shy.
  2. Do all that you can to skip right to the “DESSERT”
  3. You buy candles and tell the waiter it’s your date’s birthday (although it’s not)
  4. I haven’t had a date in years. I hate dried fruit!

 

When you are invited to a party or social gathering, you…

  1. Make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know
  2. Enter the back door, eat the cake, and re-enter in the front
  3. Bring flowers to the host and make new friends
  4. Party? Nobody invites me!

 

When you are working on a project that needs high concentration and someone interrupts you, you…

  1. Feel irritated, but don’t show it
  2. Play victim, throw a temper tantrum and gossip about it laudly.
  3. Welcome the break, breathe, tap, and snack!
  4. What? Concentration? How do you spell that?

 

It’s time for dinner, you…

  1. Grab the usual frozen Lean Quizine and pop it in the microwave
  2. Drop by your buddy’s house and raid their refrigerator
  3. Head down the exotic foods isle in the super market to whip up a saucy, spicy, delicious new treat
  4. Order in pizza and then call to complain that it arrives late

 

Do you believe that you Liv Delicious™?

  1. Not sure.
  2. I can do whatever I want! And you can’t make me!
  3. Yes. I do. 80% of the time. The other 20% is your fault.
  4. Is that some new type of chocolate?

 

Take a deep breath and get ready to realize the truth about you.

 

If you answer mostly A:

You are a simple person, who follows directions easily. You are a good friend, a loyal partner, and do not complain too much, not even if you want to. You would rather hold it in. You drive a 10-years-old car, watch TV, and cook regularly. Some people might even name you “Plane Jane.” To discover how you can become “Delicious Jane” click here .

If you answer mostly B:

Oh my! If you touch the top of your head, you will notice little devil’s horns growing. You take delight in the misfortunes of others. You were born on April 1st. You drive a repossessed Ferrari, enjoy practical jokes, and always create something new. People call you “Gremlin.” You are convinced that you are already Delicious! Therefore, don’t click here!

If you answer mostly C:

You have experienced challenges in your life and you’ve learned from them. You are grateful for every moment, drive the car you like, eat healthy, exercise, travel and enjoy your age (even if you’ve got too many wrinkles!). People love you, and you love them! You are an inspiration to many. I personally, want to meet you and have you as a part in our “Tribe”. Send me a note now.

If you answer mostly D:

You don’t really socialize, unless in the bars. You blame the government, your boss, and the weather for everything in this world. Your gourmet meal is potato chips. You don’t drive, unless driven, mostly by 911. You enjoy sleeping, and that bothers you too. Boy, you really need some help! Click here to see if I am your Ideal Coach?

* This quiz is meant for entertainment purposes only. The results of the quiz are simply to amuse you and put a little
smile in your new Delicious life. No offense to those who work on 1-800 line, you guys are doing the most patient,
consuming job on the planet! Thanks!